madlori:

sonatine:

onion-souls:

lordturkeyfist:

kryptonians:

lesbianbritneyspears:

perrisbueller:

donnasweettttttttt:

when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body

Michael crichton wrote westworld and jurassic park tho so he just pirated himself

michael crichton keeps TRYING to tell y’all about the evils of capitalism impeding on the progress of science when will y’all LISTEN

Maybe he just doesn’t like theme parks

michael crichton in line for a roller coaster at six flags: fuck this

Jesus Christ, that’s the height at which every rollercoaster and dark ride is a decapitation threat

how am I ever supposed to leave tumblr when it takes me on journeys like this

(via marfian)

greelin:

greelin:

genuinely speechless over this being seen as “chubby.” like i really believe some of you should be hit with a baseball bat

same energy as this. you are all so fucking stupid

(via too-gay-for-this-bullshit)

esbian:

pirateherokillian:

esbian:

“you can’t pick and choose what you like from canon” common misconception! yes you can

but please do not get this very true concept confused with “you cannot pick and choose what is canon”

they are two very different things.

thank you for this addition seriously

(via too-gay-for-this-bullshit)

reaumantic:

i don’t lose hyperfixations they just go dormant until I hear something about it like a sleeper agent

(via too-gay-for-this-bullshit)

vamprisms:

people who upload movies online for free shouldn’t face legal action they should get their peanus sucked everyday…..??

(via bagofbonesmp3)

lulubaii:

when the ARA san juan submarine went missing and the families of crew where desperate by the lack of answer of the argentinian government headed by Mauricio Macri about what happened and the rescue mission, I didn’t see bitches of internet concerned about those working class families. Neither when it was revealed that Mauricio Macri decided to spy on them instead of looking for their missing family member. You people love to put your hand over the heart only when is about rich white people speaking english

runcibility:

no-country-for-old-meme:

The S O U N D E D I F I C E

(via manywinged)

boopednose:

tompetertrash:

sorekbekarmi-deactivated2022051:

I’m NOT gonna say it again

SEASONINGS include herbs and spices, along with minerals and chemicals used to season food!!!! Salt, citric acid, and MSG, are all examples of seasonings that are NOT herbs or spices!

HERBS are flavorful leaves. Only. Leaves. Doesn’t matter if its dried, fresh, whole, or ground, if it is a leaf, it is an herb

SPICES are flavorful parts of plants that are NOT LEAVES. These include seeds, berries, stems, bark, roots, flowers, buds… NOT LEAVES

THANK YOU

Things are heating up in the cooking fandom.

That’s how cooking works

(via omegajor)